Showing posts with label wife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wife. Show all posts

Monday, December 7, 2015

ANSWER THIS ONE

ANSWER THIS ONE?:
Money has different names !!!
In church its called (offering),
in school its (fee),
in marriage it's called (dowry),
in divorce (alimony),
when u owe someone its (debt ),
when u pay the government (tax),
in court (fines),
civil servant retirees (pension)
boss to workers (salary),
master to subordinates (wages),
when u borrow from bank (loan),
when u offer after a service (tip),
to kidnappers (ransom),
illegally received in d name of service (bribe).
The question is
"when a Husband gives it to his Wife what do we call it??
Answer __________??
Plz send ur answers. ...
and also post it on your other groups and receive funny answers..

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Solid insult

અચાનક જ કોઇ જુની ગર્લફ્રેન્ડ મળી જાય અને એની આંગળીએ રહેલુ છોકરું પુછે કે
"મમ્મા આ કોણ છે?"
અને એનો જવાબ હોય કે
"બેટા એ તો #મામા છે..."
ત્યારે દુનિયામાં એનાથી મોટી કોઇ જ #અસહિષ્ણુતા નથી....!
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Solid insult
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Wife:
पुलाव बनाऊं या बिरयानी..???
Husband:
तूं पहले बना दे....
फिर नाम रखेंगें....
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Thursday, December 3, 2015

पत्नी / लड़कियां

एक बस में लड़के और लड़कियों की टीम अंताक्षरी खेल रही थी

लड़कियां- हम तुमको हराकर ही दिखायेंगे

लड़के- हम हार गये, अब दिखाओ😜😜😜

पत्नी-
शादी के पहले मुझे घुमाते थे।
होटल, सिनेमा और न जाने क्या क्या और शादी हुई तो घर के बाहर भी नही लेके जाते!!

पति-
कभी चुनाव के बाद प्रचार देखा?
😃😝😝😝